Stephen Bell
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So I knew this total jagoff Kevin Kergis, who everyone was absolutely certain peaked in high school. Unfortunately, he’s been…
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Steve Packosky
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BUHL, Idaho — A book report on epic 1851 novel “Moby-Dick” by 10th grader Nick Henderson had clearly been written…
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RJ Atkinson
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EVANSVILLE, Ind. — Local hardcore kid Jackson Gattis is reportedly the most athletic student at his school despite his complete…
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NEW YORK — Random House Children’s Books official reissue of the long-dismissed 1991 Dr. Seuss manuscript “Oh, The Ways You’re…
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SIMSBURY, Conn. — Local straight edge high schoolers recently stated that their commitment to living a drug- and alcohol-free lifestyle…
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Tim Graham
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ABILENE, Texas — Local school sports fan Steven Flick will no longer offer his support if there’s a chance he…
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SAN ANTONIO — Local metalhead Spencer Leggieri is reportedly being scouted by multiple pizza shops across the city in hopes…
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Ryan Werner
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ST. LOUIS — Local Rush fan and high school senior Micah Kirby spent the entirety of the make out game…
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Rachel Hein
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You’re home for the holidays! Though your parents would cut off a limb to spend any amount of quality time…
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Dan Kozuh
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Remember the good ol’ days of the early 2000s, when we were blissfully ignorant of social media and the internet…
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