Mike Civins
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Somebody help! I just listened to every Pavement album in a row, and now even the simplest conversation is like…
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James Knapp
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MARLINTON, W.V. — Local truck owner John “John-Boy” Johnson recently employed his heavy duty 2020 GMC Sierra to move a…
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Patrick Coyne
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SUMMERVILLE, S.C. — Local man Aaron Metcalfe is hoping today that one of the apparently hundreds of horny MILFs in…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire…
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Mark Bouchard
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CHICAGO — Logan Square resident Nick McMahon is enjoying the social capital gained from his passionate tweets against police brutality,…
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Jordan Breeding
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I’ve always thought of myself as a pretty good-looking guy. You wouldn’t hire me to model in GQ or anything,…
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Patrick Crooks
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RICHMOND, Ind. — Depressed man Mike Calkins’s cries for help yesterday were laughed off again by friends and colleagues, due…
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Tom Peters
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VINELAND, N.J. — Amateur musician Ted Kuraczewski pulled into a Guitar Center parking lot Saturday morning to scout and hire…
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Tom Peters
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VINELAND, N.J. — Amateur musician Ted Kuraczewski pulled into a Guitar Center parking lot Saturday morning to scout and hire…
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Zach LaRose
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SEATTLE — Friar Radcliffe drummer Daniel McCleary was allegedly annoyed late last night by the persistent bashing of his floor…
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