Wow, Vulture. Thanks to your fascist gatekeeping paywall, you stingy bastards have deprived me of learning crucial info in the Mulaney canon. “YoU’vE rEaCheD yOuR…
I am way too good of a friend. Despite being a total bebop jazz head, I agreed to go to the Sonic Breeze EDM Festival…
So I’m throwin’ back a few garage beers at my niece’s 3rd b-day bash, and this guy mentions a huge band I opened for. I…
So it finally happened. You met someone on Tinder and have been sexting them for the past week and a half. You were supposed to…
Oh shit. Oh fuck. I messed up so bad. This was NOT what I expected AT ALL. Adopting this portion of West Huguenot Road was…
I was on this date with this incredible man, Connor. Not only was he charming and personable, he is also a doctor and volunteers at…
It’s no secret that many of us struggle with our mental health and self-image. I’m no exception. While we might hope that a new hairstyle…
I often find myself disorganized, tired, and way behind on various tasks and projects. I complain about it often, and I started to get really…
I was feeling really frustrated with my career progression (or lack thereof). So, I decided to just do what every mouth breather said I should…
Ever since I discovered BDSM Tumblr as a youth, I have dreamt of dying at the hands of horned-up sadistic hellspawn. I dedicated my life…
The goal of a man is to identify his weaknesses, eliminate them, and then start crushing life right in the asshole. At least, that’s what…
VENTURA, Calif. — 30-year-old Magnus Hahn made last night’s show all about him after picking up the Faulty Mechanics singer’s knocked over mic stand in…
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — No wave/post-punk musician Isla Porter’s only goal in music is to become famous enough to meet a GoFundMe goal should a medical…