“It's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time!” To celebrate one of the…
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Kara Moore
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WASHINGTON — President Biden announced a new government plan that will provide all citizens a free state-issued pair of aviator…
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Jessica Lillian
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LOS ANGELES – Ticketing giant Ticketmaster announced they will be tacking on a new “preemptive heatstroke treatment” fee to all…
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Zachary Wolf
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As summer begins in earnest, many people are wondering how they can beat the heat; and also how to let…
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Sophie Len
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PALMDALE, CA — Customers and baristas of The Catalyst Coffee Shop were shaken to their core Sunday afternoon when sick…
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SEATTLE — A six-year-old purple otter pop was granted a new life purpose as a DIY ice pack after a…
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Joe Rumrill
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Local idiot Eli Burkhardt made a fool of himself today by accidentally cutting off his jeans vertically,…
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Rick Homuth
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HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Former crust punk Howie Benson searched in vain earlier today for a way to hide his old,…
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AUSTIN, Texas — A group of showgoers were shocked to find one of the bands performing that night left their bassist…
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OXNARD, Calif. – Local punk Richard Clemmons, bored of railing against man-made systems and social structures, has embarked on a…
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