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Ashley Naftule • May 15, 2020

SANTA FE, N.M.— Bantam Books editor Krista Lowell is reportedly very excited to receive at least one new page of…

Zac Lux • May 15, 2020

BROOKLYN — Quarantined punk Lex Sykes took to his own bathroom last week to practice his vandalism skills due to…

Lauren Lavin • May 14, 2020

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A grocery store cashier and shopper wordlessly agreed moments ago to re-negotiate an overcharge on bulk beans…

Justin Lentz • May 14, 2020

OSLO, Norway — Local guitarist Evan “Blood Vacuum” Brulend upset his bandmates yesterday when a filtering mishap revealed his corpse…

Stephen Bell • May 13, 2020

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — A $1 billion small business loan was reportedly given to the famous Bluth Family Banana Stand…

Courtney Baka • May 13, 2020

ST. Paul, Minn. — A Skype call between local patient Aito Jeffers and his long-time therapist Dr. Thomas Bernard offered…

Dan Kozuh • May 12, 2020

ELGIN, Ill. — Local graphic designer Oliver Boone sat in his parked car for approximately 10 hours yesterday, catching up…

Yancy Lee Crawford • May 12, 2020

CHICAGO — Levi Tanaka, bassist and lead vocalist of technical death metal band Rodeus, issued an apology today via Facebook…

Jordan Breeding • May 11, 2020

SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS — Professors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft admit they’re struggling with teaching students remotely via Zoom several months…

Alec Stein • May 11, 2020

WASHINGTON — The new viral bombshell “Plandemic” has revealed a simple, shocking truth: that all of your friends are dribbling,…

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