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Dan Kozuh • May 19, 2020

BLUE ISLAND, Ill. — Local father Lucas Carroll is doing his best to homeschool his children during coronavirus stay-at-home orders,…

Pat Cavanaugh • May 18, 2020

CHICAGO — Freelance marketing writer Jim Podaski reportedly channeled his inner “Mad Men” protagonist Don Draper today for his latest…

Patrick Coyne • May 18, 2020

CINCINNATI — Chronically unemployed local woman and semi-professional singer-songwriter Jody Salazar has no idea how to pay taxes on all…

Jonah Winchester • May 18, 2020

CHICAGO — Local goth Raven Stevens spent her entire savings on new clothes yesterday after an attempt to eat a…

Zac Lux • May 17, 2020

MONTREAL — PornHub I.T. guy Dewey Palmer helped a fellow employee troubleshoot their malfunctioning computer this morning by suggesting they…

E.M. Caris • May 17, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Indie musician RGRT could not solve a single “Wheel of Fortune” puzzle during last week’s taping because…

Tim Nash • May 16, 2020

ORLANDO — Disney World announced Friday that they’ve been working closely with the creators and producers of “Westworld” to make…

Tiana Miller • May 16, 2020

OKLAHOMA CITY — Religious supporters of President Trump were confused and apprehensive yesterday when he invited an executive from popular…

Yancy Lee Crawford • May 16, 2020

MISHAWAKA, Ind. — Local punk musician Dana Laurence gave the “birds and the bees” talk to his seven-year-old son last…

Goodrich Gevaart • May 15, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — Local logophile Kyle Nazareth, the biggest fan of lyrically-advanced band Western Addiction, allegedly moshed with a large…

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