Dan Luberto
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December 11, 2020
BOSTON — Socially conscious punk Casey Chaminski is reportedly torn today between supporting a local coffee roaster that consistently fucks…
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Jake Menez
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December 11, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Popular musical act Alvin and the Chipmunks are seeking a new frontman this week following the death…
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John Danek
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December 10, 2020
SAN DIEGO — An acquaintance from high school was wondering today if you’d be interested in a really cool opportunity…
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John Danek
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December 10, 2020
SAYREVILLE, N.J. — New Jersey punk band PornDotCom has been struggling to tow the line between defying expectations of the…
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Stephen Bell
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December 9, 2020
HELL, Mich. — Instagram user and avid pornography viewer Eric Stafford found himself more embarrassed yesterday by his Instagram search…
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Bobby Korec
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December 9, 2020
CLEVELAND — Local metalhead and father Bruce Howardt could not teach his son the simple basics of shaving yesterday due…
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Patrick Crooks
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December 9, 2020
EUGENE, Ore. — Tearful members of the Whiteaker Neighborhood Association determined through contentions debate yesterday that the common protest refrain…
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Bobby Korec
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December 9, 2020
MINNEAPOLIS — ‘90s alternative music darlings Marcy Playground revealed yesterday that their hit song “Sex and Candy” was more specifically…
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Billy Patterson
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December 8, 2020
TURNERSVILLE, N.J. — Teenage cannabis user Jared Luzinski was astonished to discover yesterday that ancient human beings once used fire…
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Johnny Mo
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December 8, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Indie powerhouse Phoebe Bridgers surprised fans yesterday by uploading a somber rendition of your grandmother's most private…
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