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Lonely Guy Starts Group Chat With Cell Phone Bill Reminders, Bernie Campaign Texts

John Danek • December 12, 2019

CINCINNATI — Friendless, pathetic loser Sonny Robertson attempted to remedy his loneliness yesterday by starting a group text with his…

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Man Referring to Old Church Youth Group as “Scene He Grew Up In”

Patrick Coyne • October 16, 2019

ISLAND PARK, N.Y. — Adult punk with a secret, Christian past Steve Phelan is referring to his old church youth…

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Psychedelic Blues Band Lineup Made up Entirely of Sideburns

Jonah Nink • September 21, 2019

MILWAUKEE — Up-and-coming psychedelic blues band Sharp Shave, made up entirely of human-sized, anthropomorphic sideburns, drew dozens of Wisconsinites to…

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Friend in Too Deep With Ironic Flat Earth Facebook Group

Goodrich Gevaart • October 19, 2018

HOUSTON — Local man Carlos Berry is suspected of going from ironic enjoyment of the “Flat Earth or Death” Facebook…

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Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family

Gabe Wood • April 12, 2018

RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of…

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Band Member Brushing Up on Conversational Spanish in Preparation for Brazilian Tour

Rick Homuth • September 1, 2017

HOUSTON — Drummer Philip McNeill announced earlier today he plans to learn enough conversational Spanish to navigate his band’s entire…

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“No Bad Ideas” Policy Rescinded at Meeting to Name Band

Eric Navarro • July 28, 2017

ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Following a barrage of terrible band name ideas from one member in particular, an unnamed local…

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Folk Revival Band has Enough Members to Become Official Township

James Siboni • March 3, 2017

ST. ALBANS, Vt. — Local folk revival band Big Bear and the Rambling Creek Ramblers added a pediatrician and veterinarian…

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Entire Group From Online Dating Profile Photo Shows up to First Date

The Hard Times Staff • January 12, 2017

NEW YORK -- Jessica Peterson was allegedly “shocked and confused” last night after every member of a group photo in…

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Secondary Group Chat Formed to Talk Shit About Member of Original Group

The Hard Times Staff • December 24, 2016

RENO, Nev. -- Several founding members of local group chat “Wild Boyz” have started a new thread dedicated entirely to…

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