John Danek
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DENVER — Local man Ian Vernor horrified his roommates yesterday by inauspiciously sniffing his pointer and middle fingers, recoiling in…
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Krissy Howard
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RIDGEWOOD, N.Y. — Local creep Lance Weems narrowly squeezed past two women at a limited capacity venue last night despite…
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Heather Cook
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NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local woman and dedicated shower pisser Esme Hill reportedly held her urine in longer than usual…
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Mark Turner
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MEDFORD, Ore. — A sleepover between longtime friends Billy Potter and Sam Cortland turned sour after the former discovered his…
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Vince Ratti
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LUBBOCK, Texas — Chicken farmer Todd Lowe admitted today that he’s fed up with the stream of people who are…
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Ryan Danley
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DALLAS — Laid off mall security guard and avid Pantera fan Jamie Gunderson has essentially torn his apartment down to…
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Rebecca Acevedo
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Of the 178 reality shows MTV released between 2002-2005, none of them quite popularized using a blacklight to look for…
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Ryan Danley
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WASHINGTON — Father Damien Karras was elated to hear during a recent conversation with the demon Pazuzu that his recently…
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Krissy Howard
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LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Local woman Bette DeVargas made use of her time home during the Coronavirus pandemic by turning…
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Patrick Coyne
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WARRINGTON, Pa. — Local man and guy who “maybe enjoys an occasional drink, no big deal” Dennis Walsh realized yesterday…
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