Michael Gursky
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DENVER — Customers of local hotspot SlashCheese, a metal-themed pizza shop with a fittingly grungy exterior and blaring metal playing…
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Joanna McNaney Stein
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Dominick Campbell exited a port-o-potty he described as a “crime scene level disaster” and gave…
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Courtney Baka
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BETHESDA, Md. — Local resident Emily Spencer suffered through yet another flavorless meal when friend Darrien Thomas announced that he…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Local man James Tebuto is losing confidence in himself halfway through what he’s realizing is an overwhelming order…
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Chris Nakis
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BETHESDA, Md. — Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease, recently gave approval for…
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Krissy Howard
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JOHNSON CITY, N.Y. — Local clothes launderer Dee Chanthavong nearly realized his lifelong fantasy of diving headfirst into a pile…
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Patrick Coyne
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ELDERSBURG, Md. — The appeal of joining a "throuple” for local woman Denise Hubbard was completely obliterated by prospective partners…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man Nicholas Braun completely rearranged his vinyl record collection in order to achieve optimal impressiveness for his…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Latest reports from staff and showgoers at historic venue The Crab Trap confirmed that the strange puddle of…
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Ryan Danley
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SEATTLE — A local property management company announced they will begin offering fully furnished punk houses which will include a…
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