Patrick Coyne
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ELDERSBURG, Md. — The appeal of joining a "throuple” for local woman Denise Hubbard was completely obliterated by prospective partners…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man Nicholas Braun completely rearranged his vinyl record collection in order to achieve optimal impressiveness for his…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Latest reports from staff and showgoers at historic venue The Crab Trap confirmed that the strange puddle of…
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Ryan Danley
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SEATTLE — A local property management company announced they will begin offering fully furnished punk houses which will include a…
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Collin Canning
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — A tiny, free public library at the foot of a residential driveway was forced to ban an…
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Brandon Talley
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Peter Thurman is pretty certain nobody can tell he frequently uses his COVID mask as…
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James Knapp
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DENVER — Local punk John Hesslip’s scene-approved nickname of Slop Boy continues to baffle others in the scene who are…
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Dianne Nora
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NEW YORK — Compassionate Queens native Kacey Mora selflessly volunteered her time to help bathe actor and infrequent washer Jake…
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Dan Rice
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Yes, before you ask, these are bed bug bites all over my body, and no, I do not need the…
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Heather Cook
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NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local man and filthy roommate Mickey Bedford was caught running the sink for a few short…
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