Robert John Scucci
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NEW YORK — Serial party animal Andrew W.K. shocked fans with his new acoustic album “Let’s Get This Get Together…
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James Knapp
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SALT LAKE CITY — Local motherfuckers expressed their displeasure with the lead singer of hardcore band Big Butter for repeatedly…
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Tim Graham
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Maryanne del Fuego was admitted to the hospital for what turned out to be a panic…
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James Knapp
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TOLEDO, Ohio — Nieces and nephews of local fun uncle Dennis “The Dennster” Drindle were shocked recently to learn that…
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Amanda Russel
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BOULDER, Colo. — A recent report conducted by a string of irritated citizens shows that the nation’s parks are already…
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Zach Raffio
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local man Will Chalke shared his health-conscious drinking regime this morning, noting that - in order to…
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Joanna McNaney Stein
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local vending machine technician Jeremy Powell realized while looking through old photographs that “in the smoking section…
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Dan Rice
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HOBOKEN, N.J. — The members of local emo band Featherhoof were reportedly overwhelmed with gratitude when longtime fan and friend…
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James Webster
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SAN DIEGO — The “So-Cal Shimmy,” a brand new novelty party song, is enjoying a quick rise in popularity at…
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Kevin Tit
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CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, Fla. — Cultural Icon and noted serial killer Jason Voorhees was reportedly bullied out of infamous Florida…
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