Patrick Coyne
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MILWAUKEE — Delusional local man Rick Crawford is convinced coworker Mary Schneider’s barely-concealed hostility toward him is all part of…
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Avid sneakerhead Jeremy ‘Choice Kicks’ Santini reportedly died inside when first time homeowner Michael Beatty instructed all…
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THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — Local high school freshman Mason Daniels was forced to become a member of his local punk…
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A friend whom you haven’t spoken to, texted, or shared an Instagram exchange with in the…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Local homebody Jenny Wellmeyer experienced generalized anxiety due to the overwhelming pressure to go do something outside while…
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James Knapp
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PITTSBURGH — Local woman Stephanie Commita’s relationship of seven years is reportedly “teetering on the brink of complete collapse” following…
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Bobby Korec
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Let’s be honest, making new friends after the age of 22 is nearly impossible. I would know. I haven’t made…
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Kevin Tit
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"Nice place?" What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I live in a one-bedroom basement apartment with minimal natural…
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Billy Patterson
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PHILADELPHIA – Local friend and owner of a comfortable and reliable five-seat sedan, Victor Schnellenberger, is planning to quit drinking…
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Mark Turner
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MEDFORD, Ore. — A sleepover between longtime friends Billy Potter and Sam Cortland turned sour after the former discovered his…
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