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10 LCD Soundsystem Songs That Might Not Annoy the Shit Out of Your Friends

Corey Montgomery • May 8, 2023

Maybe they find their repetitive one-bar grooves to be tedious. Perhaps they haven’t forgiven them for staging an elaborate breakup…

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Oh You’re a Kid Rock Fan? Sorry We Made It This Far

Jus Kaplan • March 11, 2023

Hey dude, it’s been fun chatting with you tonight during the game — I had no idea this local dive…

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Punk Promises to Attend Friend’s Next Wedding

Patrick Crooks • November 13, 2022

STOCKTON, Calif. — Local punk Brian Hammond assured longtime friend Chris Wilson that although he could not attend his upcoming…

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Woman Who Spends 98 Percent of Waking Hours in Apartment “Can’t Imagine” How Boring Suburbs Must Be

Mimi Kenny • May 25, 2022

CHICAGO — Liz Remis, a medical transcriptionist and three-year Chicago resident, voiced her horror at the thought of living in…

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Friend Group Terrified of Guy With 20,000 Records Moving Someday

Tim Graham • May 23, 2022

RALEIGH, N.C. — Friends of record enthusiast Tom Montgomery expressed grave concern that they may be asked to help move…

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Punk Marks Own Hand With Sharpie to Cover Up Night of Staying in and Getting Good Sleep

Russ Bizaro • May 20, 2022

PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Andrew Fetzer attempted to deceive friends by crudely marking his hands with a sharpie to hide…

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Couple Seems to Think Their Uncomfortable Bickering Is Charming

Matt McInerney • May 7, 2022

LAS VEGAS — Local couple Riley Flores and Sarah Murkowski are under the false impression that their constant arguing is…

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Jodie Foster Actually Kinda Digging New John Hinckley Track

John Danek • March 24, 2022

LOS ANGELES – Legendary actress Jodie Foster admitted that former presidential-assassin-turned-musician John Hinckley Jr.’s latest folk single is surprisingly decent,…

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Man’s Childhood Best Friend and Adult Best Friend Absolutely Fucking Hate Each Other

The Hard Times Staff • March 5, 2022

PUEBLO, Colo. — A local man’s plan to introduce his childhood best friend of over 20 years to his adult…

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We Rank Our Childhood Friends by How Into Crypto They Are Now

Colleen Nerney • February 17, 2022

So your best buddy from 1st grade faded out of your life by the time you were in college. It…

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