Maybe they find their repetitive one-bar grooves to be tedious. Perhaps they haven’t forgiven them for staging an elaborate breakup…
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Jus Kaplan
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March 11, 2023
Hey dude, it’s been fun chatting with you tonight during the game — I had no idea this local dive…
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Patrick Crooks
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November 13, 2022
STOCKTON, Calif. — Local punk Brian Hammond assured longtime friend Chris Wilson that although he could not attend his upcoming…
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Mimi Kenny
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May 25, 2022
CHICAGO — Liz Remis, a medical transcriptionist and three-year Chicago resident, voiced her horror at the thought of living in…
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Tim Graham
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May 23, 2022
RALEIGH, N.C. — Friends of record enthusiast Tom Montgomery expressed grave concern that they may be asked to help move…
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Russ Bizaro
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May 20, 2022
PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Andrew Fetzer attempted to deceive friends by crudely marking his hands with a sharpie to hide…
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Matt McInerney
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May 7, 2022
LAS VEGAS — Local couple Riley Flores and Sarah Murkowski are under the false impression that their constant arguing is…
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John Danek
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March 24, 2022
LOS ANGELES – Legendary actress Jodie Foster admitted that former presidential-assassin-turned-musician John Hinckley Jr.’s latest folk single is surprisingly decent,…
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PUEBLO, Colo. — A local man’s plan to introduce his childhood best friend of over 20 years to his adult…
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Colleen Nerney
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February 17, 2022
So your best buddy from 1st grade faded out of your life by the time you were in college. It…
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