Chester Stillwater
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WHEELING, W. VA — Aging punk roommate Dennis “Onion” Wilkins ritualistically bequeathed the key that allows them to steal toilet…
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Mimi Kenny
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DENVER — Local man and vegan of two months Gabe Rumsey voiced his delight over the abundance of tasteless, processed…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Local man James Tebuto is losing confidence in himself halfway through what he’s realizing is an overwhelming order…
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Dan Rice
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When my Uber driver arrived at my home without the drink that I ordered to go with my meal, the…
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Jovian Gautama
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DENVER — Recently vaccinated McDonald’s line cook Lydia Dupree was relieved to be able to safely add layers of shimmering…
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Ian Yamamoto
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TORONTO — A recent trip to an out-of-town Subway made you realize how much better managed it is than the…
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Ryan Danley
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BIKINI BOTTOM― Longtime cashier Squidward Tentacles is the lead suspect in a mass shooting at the Krusty Krab which left…
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Kyle Stanley
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Domino’s Pizza delivery drivers across the country are upgrading their tires to near military-grade 4/20 models…
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Nathan Kamal
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Fast food is all about reliability, but sometimes you crave something new and exciting. That’s why we’re sharing six mind-blowing…
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Dan Rice
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Between 1952 and 1964 KFC went from being a roadside stand to a thriving chain of sit-down restaurants. Today it’s…
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