Doug Kolic
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PALM BEACH, Fla. — The recently reelected Donald Trump announced that he was most excited to return to the White…
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Bobby Korec
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IRVINE, Calif. — Taco Bell’s revamped artificial intelligence drive-thru has reportedly been making the human fingers commonly found in their…
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James Knapp
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Remember The Spongmonkeys? Sure you do, they were those two fucked up-looking hamster things that convinced the world that toasting…
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Alex Vlahov
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Local retiree Mitch Danfork was seen standing directly in front of a pickup counter and observing…
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Matt Husser
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LOS ANGELES — A late-night quest for the munchies turned tragic after a violent Doritos Locosplosion ripped through a Taco…
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If you’re reading this, it’s too late. Wingstop forgot to put ranch in the bag. The only part of your…
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B.S. Mitchell
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Since 2007, the Baconator has been a universal staple on Wendy’s menus around the world. More recently, in late 2023,…
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Alex Vlahov
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It’s Friday night, baby. Time to rock that cholesterol with fast food and go hog-wild on LinkedIn. In a greasy…
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Patrick Coyne
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RICHMOND, Va. — House party attendee Davey Singleton can’t quite put his finger on why the two Wendy’s Baconators and…
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Nathan Kamal
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No one can deny that McDonald’s is one of the most successful, recognizable, and beloved businesses in American history. We…
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