Seeking external validation is a common approach we use to honor our worth and measure our lovability, but chances are if you’re seeking approval from…
Family game night is an excellent way to bring your deepest darkest resentments and conflicts with the people closest to you right up to the…
Dinner with parents. For some, a fate worse than sitting through Andrew Lloyd Weber’s “Cats.” But fear not, with the help of sweet, sweet marijuana…
Uncle Bill moved to South Carolina a few years ago to get away from Critical Race Theory even though he’s a single man with no…
CORTLAND, N.Y. — Local plumber and barfly Randy Kunzelman became borderline irate after a family member told him most of the horrific footage featured in…
PHILADELPHIA – Local Burnout John Parker admitted he wasn’t surprised to receive an exclusive text from his dad today offering a job that he should…
MILWAUKEE — The ashamed parents and siblings of recent high school graduate Chase Benson booed, hissed, and jeered as he broke with familial punk tradition…
Okay, let me address the fact that the headline you clicked to read this article may have sounded a little harsh. But we also said,…
We weren’t alive during Woodstock 99, but we know a lot about it, all of which we have learned against our will. In fact, between…
I wish my sister would stop complaining about my babysitting skills and start thanking me for exposing her kids to classic cinema that students pay…
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Eric Halverson was relieved to see his new goth girlfriend and his conservative father bond over their shared love of…
TULSA, Okla. — Local elitist and retired CPA Ronnie Clayton really struggled to draw a musical thread relating the hyperpop sensations 100 gecs to the…
SAN FRANCISCO — Local punk John Adler is one of the unlucky few who will be leaving his comfortable life with seven roommates in a…
It was 1:30 am when I heard a familiar thump in the night. I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and, Teddy Bear in…
All my life, I’ve felt like I’ve been a huge disappointment to my parents, and everyone else in my family. I feel like I’m the…