Thanksgiving is almost upon us, so it’s time to engage in one of the few activities your family should be able to do without devolving…
Well, Halloween is right around the corner and you know what that means—it’s almost time to complete your kill cycle. You’ve spent the whole year…
CLEVELAND — DragonForce fan and master of the secret art of the ninja Josh Mullins once again reminded members of his family that the weapons…
SAGINAW, Mich. — Father, husband, and delivery driver Gary Lillet recently exhumed his Fender Telecaster guitar and Peavey Classic 30 amp from a storage unit,…
Doing an escape room together can be a rich bonding experience for your whole family. We say “can be” because it won’t be, because you’re…
PHILADELPHIA — Jealous husband and punker Shaun Grables is starting to suspect that his wife is secretly having sex with The Dead Milkmen while he’s…
Seeking external validation is a common approach we use to honor our worth and measure our lovability, but chances are if you’re seeking approval from…
Family game night is an excellent way to bring your deepest darkest resentments and conflicts with the people closest to you right up to the…
Dinner with parents. For some, a fate worse than sitting through Andrew Lloyd Weber’s “Cats.” But fear not, with the help of sweet, sweet marijuana…
Uncle Bill moved to South Carolina a few years ago to get away from Critical Race Theory even though he’s a single man with no…
CORTLAND, N.Y. — Local plumber and barfly Randy Kunzelman became borderline irate after a family member told him most of the horrific footage featured in…
PHILADELPHIA – Local Burnout John Parker admitted he wasn’t surprised to receive an exclusive text from his dad today offering a job that he should…
MILWAUKEE — The ashamed parents and siblings of recent high school graduate Chase Benson booed, hissed, and jeered as he broke with familial punk tradition…
Okay, let me address the fact that the headline you clicked to read this article may have sounded a little harsh. But we also said,…
We weren’t alive during Woodstock 99, but we know a lot about it, all of which we have learned against our will. In fact, between…