Chris Bowen
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February 4, 2024
The English language is full of words and phrases that many people think sound disgusting. At this point it's actually…
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Despite the best efforts from your friend group to dissuade you, you decided to dedicate four-plus years of your life…
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Brandon Talley
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January 5, 2022
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local man Jeff Beeswick reportedly can’t decide whether to pronounce foreign words like some sort of pompous…
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Jus Kaplan
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October 11, 2021
Almost every Millennial was forced to read Lois Lowry’s “The Giver” at some point during middle school. We were quizzed…
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Peter Woods
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September 13, 2021
IOWA CITY, Iowa — Local high school teacher Valerie Kaur is attempting to improve student engagement by referring to symbolism…
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James Knapp
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June 16, 2021
WINNIPEG, Manitoba — Seminal poet-punk band the Weakerthans held their first unofficial reunion since their 2014 hiatus during a recent…
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Bobby Korec
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October 3, 2020
HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Self-described “emo kid” and 40-year-old elementary school teacher Tucker Grating reminded his class today that when spelling…
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Alan Khanukaev
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March 23, 2020
STRATFORD-UPON-AVON, England — Local punk and detestable rascal of ill-repute Bartholomew Alfraye expressed a most ghastly proclamation of ill-will today…
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Chuck Kowalski
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March 30, 2018
PITTSBURGH — High school English teacher Dennis Schneider disregarded yesterday’s lesson on George Orwell’s dystopian classic 1984 in favor of…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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September 19, 2017
Original article has been translated from Simlish for clarity. Immigration continues to be a dividing issue, and it can…
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