Rose Eden
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SAN FRANCISCO — The few remaining employees at Twitter who survived Elon Musk’s blitzkrieg staff cuts last month are now…
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Dan Rice
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Ever wash your hands in a Denny’s restroom after making room for your Grand Slam only to find that the…
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Matt McInerney
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This is bullshit. I do nothing but tweet gold and yet here I am, looking at big fat zeros. Just…
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Nick Ortolani
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The road of life is full of ups and downs, peaks and valleys, and other geographical metaphors. When times are…
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Zach Hudson
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Like Elon Musk, I’m a doer, not a talker. So when I noticed the online attacks against my hero started…
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I’m extremely freaked out. I’m not normally a big conspiracy guy, but I was on a Zoom call with my…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Richest man in the world, Elon Musk, acquired Twitter earlier today and will immediately begin rewriting the…
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Patrick Crooks
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Scientists for Tesla’s robotics team have reported that recent requests from senior management indicate that they…
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Bobby Korec
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Tesla recently revealed the prototype for their new self-driving Dragula that can independently dig through ditches…
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Tony Morse
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NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…
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