Nathan Kamal
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September 19, 2023
CHICAGO — Thirty-eight-year-old millennial and grocery store manager Tyler Bretlin was shocked to vividly re-experience the iconic opening credits scene…
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Jon Ruggiero
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May 24, 2023
BARTERTOWN, Australia — A group of mostly nude, heavily armed combatants honored the life of legendary singer and actress Tina…
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Jus Kaplan
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February 4, 2023
With the price of eggs continuing to soar, many consumers are naturally looking for cost-saving alternatives. Well, we wish we…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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January 23, 2023
INDIANAPOLIS – Local punk Xak Henderson fought through immense pain and life-threatening injuries in order to use his last words…
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John Danek
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June 10, 2022
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Upholsterer Gianna Andrews stunned friends, family, and biologists with the discovery that her body consists more of…
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Dave McNamara
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May 21, 2022
HARTFORD, Conn. – Local father of two, and reformed punk maniac, Victor Amoratti remains completely oblivious to the fact that…
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Billy Patterson
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January 17, 2022
HAGERSTOWN, Md. — Local father Ron Merchant bought his daughter a record player so that the family’s hundreds of old…
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Dan Kozuh
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November 22, 2021
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Forty-two-year-old heavy metal fanatic Jason Higgins shocked bar patrons earlier this week by ordering a Jack Daniel’s…
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BOSTON — A local straight edge man battling cancer admitted his biggest regret in life was how infrequently he knocked…
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Constantine Platanias
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September 25, 2021
There are so many things to hate about this entitled millennial generation, but nothing scorches my sky more than their…
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