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Bobby Korec • March 5, 2020

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local punk Gary Trentson is recycling his New Year’s resolution for Lent this year after failing miserably…

Patrick Coyne • February 2, 2020

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Perpetually pie-eyed local man Dominic “Mitch” Wozinski was invited last night by expectant parents Christine and…

Nicholai Roscoe • February 1, 2020

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Friends of Terence Hart report today that his knack for ruining parties with his alcoholism has transitioned…

Andrew Murphy • January 3, 2020

BOSTON — A landmark study by a rowdy crew of sloshed scientists at the Harvard School of Drunk Studies have…

James Knapp • December 31, 2019

Recently, we here at The Hard Times have been going through some pretty… well, hard times. Fortunately, the bartender at…

Sari Beliak • October 18, 2019

CHICAGO — Your friend from out of town is gearing up for a real whirlwind of activities this weekend, and…

John Graham • October 17, 2019

DANVERS, Mass. — A straight edge Ouija board steadfastly refused to indulge in a midnight seance Saturday night, directly defying…

Dan Rice • September 23, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Tensions remain high in downtown Los Angeles today after the discovery that a party bike was rigged…

Patrick Coyne • September 17, 2019

SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Local man and “Mr. Fucking Big Shot” Dan Paulson was allegedly acting last night “like his…

Dan Kozuh • August 7, 2019

CHICAGO — Local metalhead Gary Dwyer cannot wait to “pound a sixer” of Old Style in the parking lot before…

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