Drugs Tag Archives - Page 14

Kyle Stanley • April 20, 2021

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Domino’s Pizza delivery drivers across the country are upgrading their tires to near military-grade 4/20 models…

Dan Kozuh • March 6, 2021

CHICAGO — Local punk Gary “Crutch” Burke’s girlfriend Jacquelyn Flowers, who helped Burke get off of drugs, stop living on…

Ryan Harnedy • January 21, 2021

Dude, sick! Local reports are coming in that this bro Darren Serling got diagnosed with depression, which is super bogus,…

Ted Pillow • January 18, 2021

KINGS PARK, N.Y. — 41-year-old Pantera megafan Ray “Nickelbag” Shipley is still enrolled in 11th grade at Kings Park High…

Dom Turek • January 11, 2021

Some people say a dog is a man’s best friend, but with a little maneuvering and a stolen prescription pad,…

Ryan Danley • January 1, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Local fuckup Jerry Millwater’s 2021 New Year’s resolution of “practice more self-care” is concerned about its upcoming…

Andy Holt • December 2, 2020

Getting high and playing video games can be a lot of fun, but you want to make sure you combine…

E.M. Caris • November 13, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — Local punk Rachel “Puke Pig” Valentino left an adult bookstore yesterday ready to enjoy a nice, cold…

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • October 31, 2020

SAN DIEGO — Local Mom Linda Hudson turned heads in her neighborhood today by giving out full-sized Xanax bars to…

Dan Kozuh • October 30, 2020

Mindfulness meditation, the practice of remaining present and aware in the moment, has been sweeping America as 2020 only seemed…