Tyler Roland
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September 10, 2021
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local stoner Dave Truman set out to prove to friends, family, and acquaintances that weed is not…
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Eli Johnson
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September 8, 2021
WASHINGTON — The American Psychiatric Association at its annual conference announced it added “poser” to the latest update of the…
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Patrick Crooks
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September 1, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Bored Marvel and Disney executives confirmed that they have greenlit a Captain America vs. Predator crossover mostly…
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Jake Menez
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August 26, 2021
Hey, thanks for agreeing to meet with me in this shadowy parking garage. Okay, so before I can buy a…
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What the hell are you talking about?! My self-care cannot be self-harm. That would be impossible. Nobody cares more about…
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Eli Johnson
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July 22, 2021
SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — The local manufacturing scene is buzzing after an exclusive new factory opened in a redeveloped nightclub on…
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It has long been rumored that microdosing is the secret behind the success of billionaires like Steve Jobs, Elon Musk…
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Josh Klasco
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July 16, 2021
OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local straight edge 22-year-old Niki Mishtia once again proved that he is perfectly capable of acting like…
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Nick Ortolani
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July 12, 2021
YONKERS, N.Y. — Darnell Hudgens, recently paroled from Westchester County Correctional for marijuana distribution, is reportedly encountering challenges obtaining a…
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Eric Navarro
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July 6, 2021
Dude, we got this new strain of weed from Maryland called “Bong Hit Transplant,” and it will melt your face.…
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