Bobby Korec
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October 25, 2020
Fellas. Have you ever been in a situation where she just wasn’t feeling your flirtatious advances? Me neither. Evidently, it’s…
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Dave Cross
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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Nariko Ott
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October 6, 2020
Okay, this is going to sound bad or whatever but like, 2 years ago I was driving through rural Oregon…
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Allan Johnston
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August 27, 2020
ISLIP, N.Y. — Everything Done in Latin frontman Lawrence Joseph has lost interest in the band he’s been part of…
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John Danek
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August 24, 2020
Ooo, I’ve never had mugwort/wormwood tea, but I’m excited to try! This is the perfect way to end a great…
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Sometimes you get so wrapped up in your career that you lose sight of what’s really important, which is why…
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Kate Howard
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June 17, 2020
FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. — Quarantined woman Andrea Wolfe admitted today that she prefers Zoom sex sans video with her…
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Mark Roebuck
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May 24, 2020
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…
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Let me start by saying I love my quirky boyfriend. When we met he told me he had obsessive-compulsive disorder.…
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Heather Cook
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May 18, 2020
I want my budding love life to be as exciting and effortless as my tuning of choice, open D. I’m…
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