James Webster
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LOS ANGELES — Local barista Ashley Campos was dismayed to realize that she was ghosted by a skater exactly seven…
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Lana Schwartz
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WASHINGTON — A new commission on Socializing, Relationships & Dating released a 105-page report determining that a breakup still counts…
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CHICAGO — Local Tinder bot Jennifer, 29, whose existence centers on driving lonely men to fraudulent dating sites, organically stopped…
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Mike Civins
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SCOTCH PLAINS, N.J. — Local software engineer and Faith No More superfan Duane Morsman left his residence this morning wearing…
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Lana Schwartz
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ATLANTA — The combination of warmer temperatures and the accelerated vaccine rollout headed into Summer will lead to a sharp…
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Dan Rice
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I’m not going to tell you his name. He remains a very powerful frog in the industry, and I don’t…
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Heather Cook
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NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local failure Max Kugler was reportedly sighted practicing his ollies at the Haledon Skate Park on…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local punk and 31-year-old adult man Kenny Whalen remains blissfully unaware that he is the Whalen family’s…
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Krissy Howard
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UNITED STATES — Straight guy musicians from around the country who usually can’t shut the fuck up about how much…
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I’ve never really been that interested in sex but recently decided to give it a try after reading an article…
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