Ben Doyle
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November 24, 2020
Ever wanted to annihilate your boyfriend in video games without annihilating his fragile male ego? Well with these six simple…
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John Danek
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November 24, 2020
There was once a man who dreamed of a more perfect humanity, a day when everyone would be considered equally…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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November 21, 2020
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Joe Fleming is reportedly worried that Nintendo’s stunning masterpiece Breath of the Wild has ruined…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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November 6, 2020
ANCHORAGE, Ala. — Local couple Alice and Mark Holland are reportedly looking to adopt a new television, bringing it into…
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Bobby Korec
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October 25, 2020
Fellas. Have you ever been in a situation where she just wasn’t feeling your flirtatious advances? Me neither. Evidently, it’s…
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Dave Cross
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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Nariko Ott
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October 6, 2020
Okay, this is going to sound bad or whatever but like, 2 years ago I was driving through rural Oregon…
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Allan Johnston
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August 27, 2020
ISLIP, N.Y. — Everything Done in Latin frontman Lawrence Joseph has lost interest in the band he’s been part of…
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John Danek
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August 24, 2020
Ooo, I’ve never had mugwort/wormwood tea, but I’m excited to try! This is the perfect way to end a great…
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Sometimes you get so wrapped up in your career that you lose sight of what’s really important, which is why…
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