Kate Howard
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FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. — Quarantined woman Andrea Wolfe admitted today that she prefers Zoom sex sans video with her…
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Mark Roebuck
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…
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Let me start by saying I love my quirky boyfriend. When we met he told me he had obsessive-compulsive disorder.…
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Heather Cook
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I want my budding love life to be as exciting and effortless as my tuning of choice, open D. I’m…
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local video game speedrunner Lulu Gardner reportedly changed her boyfriend’s language to Japanese in order to get…
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Tyler Simpson
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PLANO,Texas — Local man Daniel Masterson recently discovered that his current relationship with Alexa Freedman is just covering up the…
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Just Lunning
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…
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Louie Aronowitz
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DORAVILLE, Ga. — Local Tinder user Brad Irwin claimed in his dating app bio to keep a minimum six feet…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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BURBANK, Calif. — Local punk Janine Kirkwood achieved a personal milestone this month when she finally stopped being ghosted by…
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Shea Strauss
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First things first: I’m totally, completely over my ex, Blythe. So naturally I don’t care about who she marries or…
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