Daniel Menegaz
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SEATTLE — Former ladies’ man Ethan Morrison ushered in a new, glorious era today in which he will show respect…
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Jordan Breeding
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I’ve always thought of myself as a pretty good-looking guy. You wouldn’t hire me to model in GQ or anything,…
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Brett McCabe
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NORTHAMPTON, Mass. — Frontman for hardcore band XjaundiceX and local scene legend Al Harrell spent the past week trying to…
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Steven Kowalski
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CHICAGO — Dave Mitchell, longtime fan and player of the online-only relationship Dave and Tina was disappointed today after developers…
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Shea Strauss
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INDIANAPOLIS — Oskar Wesley, the 15-year-old frontman of the winner of the 2019 Indianapolis Public School System Battle of the…
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Bobby Korec
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GALVESTON, Texas — Polyamorous man Bryce Tarryton asked his recently engaged friends last week if he could trade in his…
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Edgar Towner
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A new study suggests that the average punk unknowingly has sex with five people who go…
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ROSSITER, Pa. — Your long-term girlfriend Lisa Sandoval found your recent Instagram activity “kinda funny” and “a little weird, if…
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Jordan Breeding
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MECHANICSVILLE, Va. — Local sous chef Timothy Devino tried to cheer up his potentially depressed girlfriend Jordan Meyer yesterday by…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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BROOKLYN, N.Y.— Local audiophile Shelby Hastings reportedly ended a promising Tinder date prematurely last night after accepting an invite up…
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