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Tony Morse • February 1, 2022

DENVER — Local police officer, and unknowing swallower of other people’s spit, Dale Martin admitted he wasn’t able to tell…

Ben Friedman • January 24, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Local fitness enthusiast Gene Davidson is reportedly entering the third hour of an absurdly low-speed chase trying…

Mark Hassenfratz • January 8, 2022

NEW PALTZ, N.Y. — Local man Stephen Banquist scattered clothing, pet hair, and random bits of garbage all over his…

Peter Woods • January 6, 2022

APPLETON, Wis. — Teenage prodigy Shari Ford is being hailed as the next great bassist after mastering the electric bass…

Brandon Talley • December 17, 2021

JERUSALEM — Biblical scholars were stunned by a newly discovered set of ancient scrolls that suggests Jesus not only turned…

Robert John Scucci • December 4, 2021

PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Brian Hedges figured he’s still got a good 10 years to continually disappoint his parents with…

John Danek • December 3, 2021

NEW YORK — Local man and person exploring his kinks for the first time in his life, Jaden Brantz, reported…

The Hard Times Staff • November 26, 2021

GRESHAM, Ore. — Local bargain hunter Terry Hodges was relieved to discover that the writhing, chaotic mass of humanity trampling…

Joanna McNaney Stein • November 22, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Dominick Campbell exited a port-o-potty he described as a “crime scene level disaster” and gave…

Khadija Hassan • November 21, 2021

NEW YORK — Local punk Than Luethke reports that the majority of his caloric intake comes from the free wine…

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