I’ve been with the department for eight years now, and every request I’ve put in for leave has been denied.…
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I watched a lot of “21 Jump Street” when I was a kid, and consider it my primary motivation for…
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Here at The Hard Times, we’re always trying to push science into new frontiers. We thought the Stanford marshmallow experiment…
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WASHINGTON — President Biden urged American citizens to peacefully allow law enforcement to continue murdering them following a spike in…
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Ken Taro
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My neighbor has a lawn gnome whose shadow lands on my property. Needless to say, I've been researching hitmen on…
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CHICAGO — The embattled President of Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 7, John Cattanzara, sought to negotiate for police officers…
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Patrick Crooks
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SEATTLE — Seattle Police responded to a noise complaint at the home of Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder last night…
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MIAMI — Local police officer Arnold Griffin, a 19-year veteran of the force, was cut down in the line of…
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Jay Chanoine
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NEW YORK ⏤ Recently debuted African American muppet Elijah Walker was fatally shot by Sesame Street police after officers mistakenly…
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Ryan Danley
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PRESCOTT, Ariz. — FBI Agent Dan Trolley defused a tense standoff with local police over the jurisdiction of a crime…
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