Krissy Howard
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April 23, 2022
OGDEN, Utah — Open-minded cop Dennis Alvarez took several minutes to carefully weigh both sides of a fictional narrative he…
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Chris Bowen
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April 4, 2022
NILES, N.Y. — Local punk and Leftöver Crack fan Thomas Solido expressed his disdain for the lone police officer in…
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Tony Morse
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February 1, 2022
DENVER — Local police officer, and unknowing swallower of other people’s spit, Dale Martin admitted he wasn’t able to tell…
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Tony Morse
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November 19, 2021
KENOSHA, Wis. — Renowned courtroom analyst Dr. John Andersen confirmed that freshly acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse was as proficient as…
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Michael Luis
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November 6, 2021
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local doctor Elvin Grant advised a hardscrabble down-on-his-luck police detective to exclusively take their medication aggressively and…
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John Danek
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October 2, 2021
Mr. James Bartnik isn’t your average enforcer of the law in Toledo, Ohio. He does his job without a gun…
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Nadia Sadri
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September 15, 2021
BROWNSVILLE, Texas — Six-year-old Danny Crothers is reportedly continuing to discuss his future dreams with no regard to the fact…
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Nadia Sadri
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September 15, 2021
BROWNSVILLE, Texas — Six-year-old Danny Crothers is reportedly continuing to discuss his future dreams with no regard to the fact…
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Taylor Roebuck
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August 11, 2021
PLYMOUTH, Ind. — Police officer Kurt Aldrich made a heroic domestic violence arrest after turning himself over to authorities following…
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Patrick Crooks
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June 26, 2021
NEW YORK — A mercenary team of ex-special forces, KGB, and other trained combatants attempting to take an entire gala…
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