Matt McInerney
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May 30, 2023
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man Eric Case realized he's technically fasting after being forced to boycott his favorite brands Chick-fil-A…
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Ben Friedman
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March 25, 2023
If history has shown us anything, it's that America best exhibits its core values when done by force. The woke…
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Self-proclaimed freethinker Terry Schuse added a 75th thin blue line sticker to his prized truck despite constantly…
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James Knapp
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March 8, 2023
WESTCHASE, Fla. — Self-proclaimed smartypants Ben Shapiro reportedly “flew into a tizzy” and demanded indie folk supergroup boygenius publicly perform…
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Nathan Kamal
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February 8, 2023
Former Smiths singer Steven Patrick Morrissey was one of the leading lights of the 1980s boom of Manchester post-punk rock,…
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James Knapp
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December 15, 2022
DALLAS — Acclaimed country-pop band The Chicks shocked fans with the release of their new single, a eight-minute-long, thrash influenced…
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Bobby Korec
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August 18, 2022
AUSTIN, Texas — Local 22-year-old religious conservative Blake Howard revealed to a group of friends that he believed life began…
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Patrick Coyne
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August 1, 2022
BEATRICE, Neb. — Staunch conservative Todd Anderson vowed to limit his annual Disney World trips to slightly more than a…
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Bobby Korec
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July 28, 2022
As a prominent member of the Republican party who receives a sizable check from the NRA biweekly just for doing…
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Patrick Coyne
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June 26, 2022
WASHINGTON — Outraged Republicans are spending millions in taxpayer money to send every child turned gay by Disney’s “Lightyear” a…
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