Yancy Lee Crawford
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NEW YORK – Local punk Chris Lanning was recently caught in the embarrassing act of cutting both an all-beef frank…
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James Knapp
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DURHAM, N.C. — Local drug hookup Benjamin Wertner is reportedly only known to clients by his first name and one…
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James Knapp
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Seriously? You work part-time at Uptown Gourmet Hotdog Shoppe and yet I know for a goddamn fact you're on your…
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You have seen “Stranger Things,” right? Oh my god that show is so brilliant, I mean just from a marketing…
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Stephen Bell
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SYDNEY — An enlightening new study from researchers at The University of Sydney found that the majority of sea turtles…
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Antonio Cruise
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PALMDALE, Calif. — Local fuel sniffer, Seth Carr, purchased several grams of heavily cut cocaine in response to historically high…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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Damn it, dude! They’ve gotta be here somewhere, but I can’t find ‘em! Have you seen my… uh… you know……
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Tony Morse
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With Thanksgiving later this week, many of us will be spending time with family members we don’t see very often.…
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Nathan Kamal
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MIAMI — A small group of 19th Century time travelers is reportedly very disappointed with the lack of readily available…
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Patrick Crooks
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LOS ANGELES — Bored Marvel and Disney executives confirmed that they have greenlit a Captain America vs. Predator crossover mostly…
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