Man Introduced to Each of Girlfriend’s Sex Toys Like New Guy at the Office
SAN FRANCISCO — Local mailroom clerk and recently acquired boyfriend Jake Ramirez is reportedly feeling like the new guy at…
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Every Sleater-Kinney Album Ranked Worst to Best
Named after a freeway exit near their practice space, and often mispronounced by people who have only read it, (it…
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5 Times a Band Read a Book and Then Made It All Our Problem
Do you have that one friend who only reads a book every few years, but when they do, they don’t…
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Hyper-Realistic George Harrison AI Spends Band Practice Angrily Plucking Sitar and Avoiding Eye Contact With Paul McCartney
LONDON — Sir Paul McCartney announced plans to continue exploring artificial intelligence technology, collaborating with a George Harrison AI so…
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Every Screaming Females Album Ranked
Started and based in New Brunswick, New Jersey, Screaming Females is the best rock band to come from the Garden…
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Every Wilco Album Ranked
If you’re 25 or under, you might best know Wilco as your dad’s favorite band. And guess what? Sometimes father…
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10 Bands You Will Never Admit You Discovered Because of a Popular Movie, But We Know the Truth
So you’re watching “Forrest Gump” get dropped into the jungles of Vietnam, and you find yourself asking “Was this war…
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Sex Swing Used as Cat Condo
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Spouses Josh and Natasha Taylor are reportedly in a losing battle for control of their sex swing…
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Small Town Bar Bathroom Becomes Gender Neutral if Anyone Brings Cocaine
GRASS VALLEY, Calif. — Local bar The Blasthole is reportedly taking a stand against woke culture by maintaining strictly gendered…
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Songwriter Celebrates New Sobriety With Worst Album Yet
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Singer/songwriter Joan Schuller is back in the studio after a 12-year hiatus making what sources excitedly report…
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