Ben Friedman
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ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Scene legend known only as “Kowalski” has informed multiple local bars and government entities that the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BOSTON — Local straight edge father Maurice Puckett was depressed upon realizing he would have to say he was going…
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I’m tired of catching shit for not “doing my part” just because I do things differently. Now that the government…
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Dan Rice
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I’m not saying I don’t take COVID-19 seriously, I do. We all need to do our part and self-isolate or…
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Dom Turek
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MOAB, Utah — Local woman and alleged 10-year “social smoker” Keria Morley has virtually no known social life outside of…
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REVERE, Mass. — Misguided 43-year-old street punk Martin “Peanut” Landers announced today that he will be upping his cigarette intake…
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PHILADELPHIA — Pennsylvania punk act The Menzingers are reportedly hard at work on a new song after seeing their close…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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DALLAS — Ricardo “the Scuzz” Garza tripled his net worth last night when he found a half of a pack…
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Dan Luberto
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Get ready to be inspired. Some people might think that getting into punk is a road to nowhere but they…
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