Cigarettes Tag Archives - Page 5

V.F. Thompson • August 9, 2021

Well, the only man busted us trying to make off with one of his precious Pall Malls, and true to…

Ben Friedman • July 28, 2021

ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Scene legend known only as “Kowalski” has informed multiple local bars and government entities that the…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • June 20, 2021

BOSTON — Local straight edge father Maurice Puckett was depressed upon realizing he would have to say he was going…

Dan Rice • July 19, 2020

I’m tired of catching shit for not “doing my part” just because I do things differently. Now that the government…

Dan Rice • March 18, 2020

I’m not saying I don’t take COVID-19 seriously, I do. We all need to do our part and self-isolate or…

Dom Turek • March 1, 2020

MOAB, Utah — Local woman and alleged 10-year “social smoker” Keria Morley has virtually no known social life outside of…

The Hard Times Staff • January 27, 2020

REVERE, Mass. — Misguided 43-year-old street punk Martin “Peanut” Landers announced today that he will be upping his cigarette intake…

Tucker Leighty-Phillips • September 15, 2019

PHILADELPHIA — Pennsylvania punk act The Menzingers are reportedly hard at work on a new song after seeing their close…

Mark Hassenfratz • April 11, 2018

DALLAS — Ricardo “the Scuzz” Garza tripled his net worth last night when he found a half of a pack…

Dan Luberto • May 18, 2017

Get ready to be inspired. Some people might think that getting into punk is a road to nowhere but they…

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