Tucker Leighty-Phillips, Author at HARDTIMES

5 DIY Fixes for the Thumping Heartbeat Beneath the Floorboard That Keeps Growing Louder and Louder

July 2, 2020

With all the time spent around the house these days, many people are finding creative ways to perform simple home…

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Spirit Halloween Announces Plan to Re-Open in October, Close in November

May 30, 2020

EGG HARBOR, N.J. — Spirit Halloween announced today that they will keep their stores closed until October, when they will…

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When This Child Was Bullied for His Homemade Metallica Shirt, the Band Came to His School With a Cease-and-Desist Letter

October 25, 2019

Local eighth-grader Warren Glumm never anticipated his hand-stenciled Metallica shirt to bring him any attention, let alone result in the…

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Hardcore Frontman With Telemarketing Day Job Accidentally Opens Show With “How the Fuck Is Everyone Feeling About Their Long Distance Service?”

October 1, 2019

MESA, Ariz. — Charmbleeder frontman Mickey Horn made the mistake of opening his band’s show last night with a question…

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Menzingers Get Great Idea for Song After Seeing Friend Smoke Cigarette

September 15, 2019

PHILADELPHIA — Pennsylvania punk act The Menzingers are reportedly hard at work on a new song after seeing their close…

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Heartbreaking: Rodney Mullen Has Been Trapped Doing the Same Manual for Twelve Years

September 14, 2019

Many millennial skateboarders probably remember the freestyle antics of legendary street skateboarder Rodney Mullen, a mainstay in selection screens of…

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Heartwarming: When This Man Couldn’t Afford His Medication, All of His Friends Chipped in to Say “That Sucks Dude, I’d Help If I Could”

September 8, 2019

When local man Teddy Seals discovered that his co-pay had gone up and he could no longer afford his anxiety…

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Oh No! Friend Who Still Does Borat Impression Just Got Engaged

August 25, 2019

Here’s the thing, y’all - Lucas proposed to Lena. He proposed and now they’re engaged and now they’re each other’s…

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Introverted ICP Fan Wishing for More of a Small Get-Together of the Juggalos

July 31, 2019

TUCSON — Local man and self-proclaimed introvert Dennis “Swip Donkey” Lawson is sort of hoping he and his friends can…

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Trouble in Paradise? John Delaney Arrives at Second DNC Debate with Bangs

July 31, 2019

John Delaney may be in free-fall. In a move that campaign staffers are calling “completely non-symbolic,” John Delaney arrived at…

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