Cigarettes Tag Archives - Page 3

Punk Kid With Lemonade Stand Also Selling Loosies

Tim Graham • August 26, 2023

MENOMONEE FALLS, Wis. — Local youngster Phoebe Flax, age 9, is reportedly selling loose cigarettes alongside her delicious lemonade, according…

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The Next Anthony Bourdain? This Guy Keeps Lighting Cigarettes Inside a Ramen Shop

Wyatt Fair • August 24, 2023

I wait tables at a French bistro in the Lower East Side of Manhattan. We’ve got a Michelin star, a…

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Local Man Having Amazing Summer Smoking Cigarettes Inside With the AC On

Wyatt Fair • August 21, 2023

PASADENA, Calif. – Southern California native Zack Martin admitted his favorite summer activity is smoking cigarettes in his apartment with…

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‘Punk Humanitarian of the Year’ Awarded to Drunk Guy Giving Away Loose Cigarettes

Matt Husser • August 6, 2023

NEW YORK — The annual “Punk Humanitarian of the Year” award was given to local drunk Rick Johnson who selflessly…

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Hey Dad I Got You a Pack of Cigarettes for Father’s Day! You Can Come Home Now!

Dan Luberto • June 18, 2023

Hey Dad, I know it's been about 9 years since I last saw you but if you are out there…

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Man Rolls Own Cigarettes In Order to Save Money and Look Like Complete Asshole

John Danek • April 28, 2023

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Insufferable penny-pinching hipster Paul Sandor recently began the cost-cutting and dickhead-looking practice of rolling his own…

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Out of Shape Punk Switches to Weighted Cigarettes

Kyle Duggan • March 16, 2023

PROVIDENCE— 38-year-old punk Richard Locke is trying to improve his physical fitness by switching to a brand of cigarettes heavy…

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Man With Vape Musters Courage to Hang With Smokers Outside Show

Charles Bill • February 15, 2023

HOUSTON — Local vaper Chris Garcia finally hyped himself up enough to hang out with a group of cigarette smokers…

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Punk Advent Calendar Has Half-Smoked Cigarettes Behind Every Door

Amanda Russel • December 13, 2022

MANDAN, N.D. — A new queer punk advent calendar became immensely popular when it advertised the fact each door contains…

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Studies Confirm Average Punk Eats Between Five and Seven Cigarettes in Their Sleep Annually

Matt Bieker • November 29, 2022

PHILADELPHIA — Researchers at Johns Hopkins University confirmed the average American punk consumes a half-dozen cigarettes in their sleep throughout…

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