Cat Tag Archives - Page 4

Patrick Coyne • April 25, 2020

SPRINGFIELD, Va. — A surprising new study found that in reality, your cat’s voice sounds nothing like the lispy, insultingly…

Jerrod Kingery • March 26, 2020

AUSTIN, Texas — Social media marketing manager Anthony Skipper forwarded a complaint about his tortimese housecat Nickels moments ago to…

Shea Strauss • March 4, 2020

PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla. — Local housecat Poobies was the only resident of 62 South Woodside Drive that contributed to cleaning…

Doug Francisco • March 1, 2020

BOULDER, Colo. — Straight edge kid Patrick Cohen attempted to make his cat Bucket alert and calm Tuesday afternoon by…

Zac Lux • February 28, 2020

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — The only working toilet in local punk house The Mooseknuckle is simply a litter box following a…

James Knapp • December 7, 2019

PUTNAM, Conn. — Residents of local punk house The Jailblock realized yesterday that no member of the household could remember…

Rick Homuth • November 26, 2019

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local ex-boyfriend Clyde Satler caught his luckiest break since his separation from his former girlfriend yesterday, realizing…

The Hard Times Staff • May 18, 2019

BOSTON — Local straight edger Austin Evans quietly formed an undying, eternal bond at a party last night with Tugger…

Doug Francisco • November 29, 2017

Cats! The grist for the internet content mill, the furry little fucks that keep you up at night with their…

Ashley Naftule • September 17, 2017

Music sets you free. It's like an enema for your soul. I know that sounds like lame hippie shit, but…

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