John Danek
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MORGANTOWN, W. Va. — Local dad and all-around asshole Bert Smilovic failed to understand criticism of his storytelling techniques which…
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Charles Bill
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SILVER SPRING, Md. – Local Boomer Glen Thais created a disturbance at the insurance firm where he is employed after…
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Jeff Bender
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WASHINGTON — A recent study from the National Endowment for the Arts confirmed U.S. fathers zip through the nation’s art…
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John Danek
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SAGINAW, Mich. — Father, husband, and delivery driver Gary Lillet recently exhumed his Fender Telecaster guitar and Peavey Classic 30…
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Matt McInerney
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local dad Will Lowe somehow managed to accidentally “reply all” the national emergency alert test FEMA sent…
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Robert John Scucci
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NUTLEY, N.J. — Local retired baby boomer Grant Walters confirmed that the “something to cry about” threat he used to…
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Joe Rumrill
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CHAGRIN FALLS, Ohio — Leftist senior citizen Cyrus Novak is reportedly under round-the-clock duress from continuously having to make sure…
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Patrick Coyne
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INDIANOLA, Iowa — Millennial Jenny Fang was sorely mistaken in thinking five days at her parent’s over Christmas would be…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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Running a business is hard right now. With the unreliable supply chain, labor shortages, and the price of materials, any…
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John Danek
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Everyone knows free market capitalism was invented by Jesus and Moses right around the time they co-wrote America’s Judeo-Christian values.…
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