RFK Jr. Patents Denim Condoms
WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that he has patented denim condoms, confirmed…
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Punk Prodigy Pukes Onstage During Preschool Recital
JAMESTOWN, N.Y. — Local punk prodigy Marriott Dubois puked onstage during his preschool recital, solidifying his arrival in the local…
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Life Has Been One Hell of a Ride (Guest Article by the Gerbil From Richard Gere’s Ass)
Most gerbils like myself spend their lives in modest clear plastic tubes or behind bars playing in soft wood chips…
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Baby Boomer About To Give donotreply@homedepot.com Some Hard Truths
HOUSTON — Local 68-year-old Harry Wilson is reportedly about to fire off another sternly worded email to donotreply@homedepot.com to complain…
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Animal Rights Win: Injured Jockeys Will Be Shot At This Year’s Kentucky Derby
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Officials at Churchill Downs announced that, for the first time ever, jockeys participating in this year's Kentucky…
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