James Knapp
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Okay, I’m cool. Sure I’ve had 11 PBRs on an empty stomach, but there is no way I’m gonna be…
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Julia Zhen
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Brad Harris, a first time house show promoter, triple checked to make sure the only toilet at…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Amazon Prime Air UAV Drone #434001 was written up by its supervisor for taking a three minute refueling…
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Tony Morse
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NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…
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Patrick Coyne
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NASHVILLE — Local woman and occasional defecator Ingrid Fowler was shocked and alarmed to discover her boyfriend’s bathroom had just…
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Janson Prieb
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Alright, now I'm starting to get skeptical. I went in here to take a piss during this Battle of the…
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Jonah Nink
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HOLLYWOOD — Shortly after its acquisition by Amazon, MGM and Eon Productions announced this morning that the next James Bond…
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Daniel Arnold
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Yo, what’s up internet?! It’s about time for an EPIC top 5 countdown about — yup, you guessed it —…
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John Danek
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No economist could have predicted the year toilet paper had in 2020. There were weeks-long stretches when shelves were completely…
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Dan Kozuh
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DETROIT — Aging rocker Perry Dunn, frontman for the seminal hair metal band Töpsy Türvy, left his rented room at…
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