When I say "cultural celebration," what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Thanks to the long-term effects of thoughtful,…
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ATLANTA — Local man Chris Mitchell reportedly is only willing to vote for a candidate who will immediately restrict, hinder…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump’s approval rating has failed to crack the 40% mark among the last remaining American who managed…
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WASHINGTON — General chaos and disorder continues to plague every level of the political process during the 2020 election cycle,…
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