ARLINGTON, Texas – Americans across the entire political spectrum were furious today as Cowboys owner Jerry Jones rolled up the American flag and sucked on…
One of the best things about Chipotle is the secret menu. Using this hidden set of selections, customers can treat themselves to crazy food combos…
Nowadays, it seems like everybody wants to claim they’re a ’90s kid. AS IF! We were getting sick of all these fake ’90s kids so…
WASHINGTON — Scientists have confirmed that the current nationwide dumpster fire is adversely affecting the national crust punk population, according to a new study conducted…
So this is this water park you all wouldn’t shut up about, huh? This is not as amazing as you kids made it out to…
DALLAS — Former President George W. Bush completed a series of paintings this week honoring heroic scene veterans from various punk and hardcore communities around…
WASHINGTON – The 45th President of the United States and subject of a Green Day concept album already being written was inaugurated to the highest…
SAN DIEGO — 19-year-old punk Macy Sanders created a firestorm of controversy when she reportedly refused to stand during Pennywise’s performance of fan favorite “Bro…
WASHINGTON – A videotape received by the Pentagon late last night confirmed that Green Day is determined to release a new album within the United…
SAN FRANCISCO — Igniting a firestorm of controversy among students and faculty, local crust punk Jeremy “Germy” Lane is being accused of appropriating a bacterial culture…
SAGINAW, Mich. – Columbus Day has once again bred controversy throughout the United States, with citizens of all stripes taking to the internet to voice their…
WASHINGTON – After decades of debate and countless failed attempts, politicians on both sides of the aisle have finally united to pass a federal ban…
PHILADELPHIA – Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band have been dropped from the This Is Hardcore 2015 lineup after Hulk Hogan was recorded making…