Bobby Korec
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HOLLYWOOD, Fla. — Former president and disgraced for-profit university owner Donald Trump revealed that he will commemorate the brave men…
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Stephen Bell
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PRIDE ROCK — Dozens of hyenas still loyal to Scar attempted and ultimately failed to retake Pride Rock in a…
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Zach Raffio
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local man Hunter Brayden shared his Instagram Top Nine this week, which consisted entirely of black squares…
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Sarah Feliciano
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MUNCIE, Ind. – World-renowned, curmudgeonly orange cat Garfield has forgotten which day of the week he famously hates due to…
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The Hard Times Staff
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BOSTON — Local straight edge couple Alana Enders and Chris Lewis responsibly celebrated New Year’s Eve alone at home for…
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Dan Rice
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Viruses had something of a moment in 2020, didn’t they? Up until recently, serious diseaseophiles have maintained that they peaked…
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Nariko Ott
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We’ve all been there. Feeling stuck at your job; maybe staring at your dumbass kid. Dreaming of the day when…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…
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Andy Holt
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PENNSYLVANIA — Gamer consultants have advised the Trump and Biden campaigns that it’s pointless to spam votes in low-effect areas…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — A poll of citizens leaving a nondescript brick building today gave no new information on which to gauge…
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