James Webster
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NEW YORK — Local man with a small beanie Casey Rosevear announced his engagement today via Facebook to Liz McNamara,…
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ROKEBY, Neb. — Residents of a sleepy Nebraska town are living in fear of a teenager who recently transformed into…
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James Gavigan
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LYON, France — Just Dance series fan, Clara Vance, reportedly danced a new Just Dance dance, according to those familiar…
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Nick Ortolani
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AUSTIN, Texas. — Democratic Presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke reportedly ate his sherpa last night following a treacherous table climb at…
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Jeremy Hammond
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IOWA CITY, Iowa — Presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke reaffirmed yesterday that used to skateboard regularly, rebutting skepticism by affirming he…
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Jordan Breeding
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FAIRBANKS, Alaska — Obvious alcoholic and general mess of a human being Jerrold Long announced today that he will spend…
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Mark Roebuck
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BOSTON — The Measure of a Man Tailor Shop was open long past their normal hours last night thanks to…
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Jason VanSlycke
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LAS VEGAS — U.S. Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders could not take the debate stage until he found someone to take…
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Patrick Coyne
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Fellas, society is changing. And NOT for the better. The fact is, whether you’re a man, a horny cartoon wolf,…
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Krissy Howard
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LAS VEGAS — Legendary rude boy mascot Walt Jabsco, otherwise known as the logo for ska band The Specials, reportedly…
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