James Gavigan, Author at HARDTIMES

December 10, 2020

LOS ANGELES— The 2020 Game Awards were reduced to an anemic seven minutes of content after audience members tuned in…

March 10, 2020

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at MIT’s Center for Theoretical Physics were shocked to discover that the universe as we know…

March 9, 2020

NAMEK — Local psychopath and emperor of Universe 7, Frieza, reportedly failed to turn into his final form at a…

March 3, 2020

ITHACA, N.Y. — 34-year old Don Cotton is still easily tricked into thinking that he is playing a game while…

February 12, 2020

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local six-year-old and utter failure Freddy Johnson has been unable to turn a profit from his toy…

December 11, 2019

Hail to the king, baby! Earlier today an industry leak confirmed beyond a doubt that Duke Nukem was joining the…

November 18, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Rebecca Davis solemnly performed the ancient daytime gaming ritual known as the Closing of the Blinds, shrouding…

May 13, 2019

LYON, France — Just Dance series fan, Clara Vance, reportedly danced a new Just Dance dance, according to those familiar…

March 9, 2019

TWYCROSS, U.K. — The latest patch notes for Sea of Thieves are available this week, featuring details about weapon rebalancing,…

February 28, 2019

GROTON, Conn. — In a sisyphean twist of fate, local man Nick Andino purchased Destiny 2: Forsaken, and now must…

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