My child’s body is still warm and people are already trying to politicize her death. Where’s the decency? I worry this is the new normal.…
Ready for the ultimate throwback? How many ’90s kids reading this remember that day Dad smashed a fax machine against the wall? Throwback! He sure…
NEW YORK — Local woman Angela Lefler experienced an unending cycle of self-loathing and regret last night after her post-date text message did not receive…
Hello engaged readers! I’m your new social media manager at Hard Style, Marcus E. Mark. I’ll be bringing my social media skills to the Hard…
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — The California Department of Food and Agriculture approved a program yesterday allowing nü-metal scientists to test potential gene manipulation of indigenous KoЯn,…
If you’re anything like me, Valentine’s Day causes you an entire world of anxiety whether you’re in a relationship or not. And also, you’re not.…
ATLANTA — Punk couple Adrian Brooks and Vivian Morgan will try to spice up their love life for Valentine’s Day with some mutual poser play…
If you’re looking for new music from prolific indie singer-songwriter King Krule AND own property where a ghastly local murder may have been committed, look…
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local punk Chelsea Bowers is reportedly preparing for what will surely be several rounds of involuntary music trivia before leaving the house…
It is happening again. First every copy of the Berenstein Bear books were changed to Berenstain seemingly overnight. Then the beloved Sinbad genie movie that…
Excuse me? What did you say?? How DARE you. “Sheeple” is an offensive term. You don’t get to say it. Us sheeple are a proud…
TACOMA, Wash. — The residents of the “Scab Lab” crust punk house were evacuated last night in response to an anonymous bath bomb threat, according…
I am fall-down drunk right now. For real. I have literally fallen down and I am presently lying on the floor of this bar. But…
Legendary music producer Quincy Jones is best known for his cool demeanor and ability to spot raw talent, but the 79-time Grammy Award nominee was…
2017 was a banner year for rock music so without delay here are the 10 best bands of the year. Alongside back ups for #4…