KERHONKSON, NY — Sources report a local black metal band has been missing for over 16 hours following a “totally brutal” photo session that took…
Ryan Long (who has toured extensively at a professional level, he swears) educates touring newbies on the finer points of stealing fans from the headliner.
In episode #2 of Tour Tips, road-tested musician Ryan Long explains the best way to drop your manager into as many casual conversations as possible.
You could be forgiven for thinking that the human race had reached the pinnacle of its brilliance when, as a species, we learned to transcend…
Ever since Britney Spears broke out into song about it, everyone knows that loneliness can in fact kill. Since the dawn of time, people have…
Known as gamification, the introduction and integration of classic gaming elements into everyday situations is a trend that has picked up pace over the past…
Touring expert Ryan Long explains the ins and outs of #tourlife. In today’s episode, Ryan teaches his patented technique of making his two-day tour seem…
Hey babe, I’m going to go up front. Can you hold my stuff? What? Why are you looking at me like that? I know, I…
MITCHELL, SD – During a recent viewing of popular crime drama Law and Order: SVU on the USA network, local mother Kathy Schumacher surmised that…
ORLANDO, Fla. – Self-conscious punk Walter Vaughn was too embarrassed by winter weight gain and excessive body hair to remove his rebellious outerwear while taking a…
Hey man, what’s going on? It’s busy in here tonight! What? Oh, yeah, I think I have my ID. I guess you have to card…
BERLIN – With the summer of 2016 right around the corner, enthusiastic German hardcore kid Arnold Schneider is excited to finally enjoy the hottest trends…
MANSFIELD, CT – Disappointed and saddened by what awaits him, graduating senior Fred Dunbar is coming to terms with the fact that he will never…
WASHINGTON – Underground crust punk group Worthless Failure deflected a firestorm of criticism early this week after reports surfaced alleging the band has achieved a…
NEW HAVEN, CT – Local record collector Alex Herrman announced his intention earlier this week to purchase his first turntable, with which he may potentially…