BERKELEY, Calif. — Legendary Terror frontman Scott Vogel was caught incessantly checking his Fitbit watch while pacing back and forth in hopes of improving his…
Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back in time and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we tackle “I Am the Movie”…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local faded couple Robby Weeks and Angela Torres found and have since adopted a puppy while out doing whatever it is they…
We all love degenerate gambling, but if you grew up with a poppa who needed “a new pair of shoes” you grew up with a…
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Terry Miller became the target of derision and mockery from patrons at upscale eatery Stem when he showed up wearing…
Your nightmare has become a reality. Your favorite artist just named the band you hate more than anything else in this world as their inspiration.…
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio. — A Cameo greeting from acclaimed character actor, Michael Shannon, left the recipient of the message Josh Gaither unable to sleep and thoroughly…
We are currently living in a golden age of Star Wars spin-offs. If a character has ever appeared in the prequels, sequels, main trilogy, an…
LOS ANGELES — Notorious punk rock ghoul Matt Skiba was spotted monotonously saying the phrase “I’m a spooky boy” over and over to his own…
Each week, The Hard Times takes some time out of its busy schedule of eating chips and dropping pretzels to review an album. This week,…
BOSTON — Friends and relatives of local resident, Brian Gibbs, have reported that the 28-year-old has insisted for years that his frequent tremors are due…
Everyone makes mistakes, and I am no exception. I have made mistakes in love, I have made mistakes with alcohol, I have made poor investment…
BUFFALO, N.Y. — A bag of baby spinach sitting untouched in a local fridge is currently coming to the inevitable conclusion that it will die…
I know I’m not what you expected in a future son-in-law, but your daughter is marrying a guy with the kind of experiences you can…
PORTLAND, Maine. — Local high school teacher, and all-around cool guy, Peter Thielbault reportedly sits on the toilet backwards whenever he evacuates his bowels, confirmed…