Hey, look at this crowd of people outside the venue next to the band’s idling tour bus. It’s been more than half an hour since…
CHICAGO — Taylor Swift concertgoer Noah Nussbaum was torn into dozens of bloody chunks of meat by dark, shrieking shadows in front of shocked onlookers…
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local community members attending a nearby funeral reported the mood of the event was a bit sour thanks to the presence of…
Fuck yes! A Hot Dog Eating Contest! An American tradition if there ever was one. We were passing through Chicago and appear to have found…
With the spooky season upon us, it’s hard not to find yourself thinking about the tragedies that have become synonymous with Halloween. The multiple killing…
WASHINGTON— Mitch McConnell revealed that he was “relieved” to learn that the specter of death he kept seeing slowly rambling behind him on Capitol Hill…
SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y — Local cigar smoker Charles Morley and his group of male friends who look and act exactly like him announced their raison…
TORONTO — Legendary Canadian heavy metal band Stone Hammer were completely transparent when addressing fans about their new record, saying that the material is definitely…
I know it’s been a while since we last talked, but I wanted to give you a heads up before it comes back to you.…
We live in an age of hyperbole, a time where if you disagree with someone on any political issue you go straight to calling them…
It is estimated that nearly 6 million Americans struggle with intrusive thoughts every day. They can contribute to anxiety, depression, and compulsion. It’s certainly no…
Let’s start with an opinion about this alphabetical underrated album list from ten underrated Fearless Records bands that also doubles as a fact if you’re…
For those that don’t know, H2O is synonymous ‘90s New York Hardcore. The Lower East Side of Manhattan band, home of the late, great venue…
SEATTLE — Starbucks officials announced that the chain will now sell straight-up garbage for customers to throw in the fucking roads of their neighborhoods in…
GIBBON, Neb. — Perennial local opening act Algae Pile is raking in cash after making the decision to sell the headliners’ merch at their table…