There’s a lot of dumb shit happening in the scene and it needs to stop right now. For starters, every time I go to a…
Senses Fail formed in the toxic yet somehow endearing wasteland known as New Jersey in 2001 when all of their five band members were too…
BERGEN, Norway — Norwegian black metal band Benevolent Mouthfuck held a viking funeral for their bassist Erik “Zerononymous” Hansen even though he was still alive…
BRATTLEBORO, Vt. — Fans of random video chat site Omegle were shocked to find their favorite method of meeting new online friends and seeing random…
Well we finally did it, we quit smoking. Thanks to willpower, an Elf bar, a nicotine patch, and nicotine gum for emergencies we are proudly…
Five Republican presidential hopefuls with absolutely no chance of winning their party’s nomination took to the stage last night in Miami for the third Republican…
HENDERSON, Nev. — Doctorate student and single woman Calise Sundell is increasingly worried her date for the night might be a serial entrepreneur. “The date’s…
Let’s face it, folks: We live in some dark and troubled times. Israel and Palestine. Russia and Ukraine. Worst of all, my wife Larissa left…
What do Gob, Billy Talent, Alexisonfire, and Marianas Trench have in common with each other, other than the fact that they are all overtly Canadian…
ANTWERP, Belgium — An “unplugged” performance by German electronic music titans Kraftwerk at Antwerp’s TRIX caused confusion after the band primarily stared down the audience…
MIAMI — Skippy, a two-year-old Goldendoodle who only barks at Black folks, qualified for the third GOP primary debate being held tonight at Miami’s Adrienne…
It has been an open secret for years that “The Venture Bros.” creators Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick are both connected with the invisible hands…
DAYTON, Ohio — Members of Hawthorne Heights announced they would be pivoting their merch strategy at shows in their home state following a vote to…
NEW YORK — Recently discovered journals from the founder of the famed punk and hardcore club CBGB revealed that the venue’s name originally stood for…
If you think giving women credit cards in 1974 and making spousal rape a crime in 1993 would be enough liberation for one century, you…